Funny stuff
Recently I came across this curtain… there was a lot of text printed on the curtain, and it started off interesting enough…
That’s nice, I thought. Then it gets really weird.
Yes, it really says what you think it says (I censored it).
Suddenly got scolded by a curtain!
Got this in my spam comments queue this morning…
It says, “HELP! I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia… if you don’t approve this they will kill me”.
And it ends with a desperate plea… “they’re coming back now, please send help!”.
Haha.
I thought it was one of the funniest spam comments I’ve ever come across.
I don’t know what Google is trying to tell me, but every time I visit websites I seem to be getting these ads, telling me how I can get a flat belly.
First of all, I have to ask: How in the world did Google know that I need to lose fat from my belly?
Did they spy on my web cam?
Did they notice that my fingers were overweight as I clicked on the mouse or tapped on the keyboard?
Was it because I visited the Biggest Loser Asia website?
Did I search for fat loss diets one time too many?
The ads are everywhere, even on Facebook. I don’t know if everyone is seeing them or its just me.
I can tell you right here and now, how to get a flat belly instantly.
That’s right. No need to wait one week. Get a flat belly right now!
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Wait, did I just give away the secret, and now you don’t have to buy my fitness video?
Doh!
Err… ok ok I give you a 90% discount if you ORDER NOW!