I got this in my email today, and I thought I would Ah Beng-ify it:
60 year old Ah Beng phoned his doctor’s office.
“Is it true,” he wanted to know, “that the medicine you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”
“Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told Ah Beng.
There was a moment of silence before Ah Beng replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition. This prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS’.”