I saw this item posted on LifeHacker recently… it’s a bedside table that you can use to protect yourself from intruders. I think this is quite cool, but I only wish they had a lightsaber version.
If you ask me whether I would buy one, I don’t think so. I have my fearsome dog to protect me. If anyone breaks in Sushi will lick them to death.
Su’shi the Guardian Wolf
Hit Points: 5
Equiped with Fluffy Fur armour (AC -9) and using Bare Paws as weapons (THACO 1, Damage +9), this fearsome creature sleeps at the side of his master, protecting his domain from trespassers such as cockroaches, small birds and kitty cats. Able to cast Level 1 Charm on weak minded creatures for short moments of time, Su’shi will cause his opponents to want to bend down and pet him. When they do, he strikes with his Bare Paws combo and uses his Level 1 Heart Melting Lick spell to subvert opponents to his will.
Once subdued, the opponents will await their fate as Su’shi’s master Adino the Spartan wakes from his slumber…