I Hope This is a Joke

Got this in my spam comments queue this morning…

joker spam

It says, “HELP! I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia… if you don’t approve this they will kill me”.

And it ends with a desperate plea… “they’re coming back now, please send help!”.

Haha.

I thought it was one of the funniest spam comments I’ve ever come across.

  1. You would think that the mafia would be selling products like drugs
  2. Why would they kidnap someone to spam comment?
  3. If they really kill the spammer, then good riddance! (though I think this was just a software program)

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flat belly text ads... i really so fat meh?

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