Triple Scoop Chocolate Sundae

Wuching and Tine tagged me with this meme. I was waiting for a third person to tag me but it didn’t happen, so here goes! I have to give three answers to each question, then tag three other people.

Photo: Jon Ng

DJ: “Good morning, Mr Doraemon, thank you for joining us here on Mix.FM”

Me: “Good morning, very glad to be here. Err, it’s Adino”

DJ: “We love your blog. Listeners make sure you check out his blog at DoraemonChang.Com”
Me: “Actually, it’s Adi…”

DJ: “Let’s get on with the program. What are three things that scare you?”

Me: “My nightmare is going into public naked. I’m afraid of losing my loved ones (including my puppy) and I’m terrified when I’m at the centre of attention”

DJ: “Who makes you laugh? It’s us Mix FM DJs right?”

Me: “Actually I don’t listen to your station hehe… *ackward silence*…. I’d have to say my sister makes me laugh most of all with her jokes. Second would be my friends with their silly jokes, and third would be Sushi my cuddly Shih Tzu.”

DJ: “How come you don’t listen to our station? Anyway…. what do you love in life?”

Me: “God, my wife and my family”

DJ: “Not us Mix FM DJs meh? Hahaha…”

Me: “No.”

DJ: “Aww, don’t be shy haha… What about things you hate? ”

Me: “Arrogant people, talkative people who don’t say anything intelligent, credit card promoters”

DJ: “Are you saying we’re stupid? Do you think you’re so smart and can understand everything?”

Me: “No, I’m just saying some talkative people are not so intelligent. I don’t understand String theory, I don’t know why bad things happen to good people, and I don’t understand why people can have such different points of view that they could go to war with each other.”

DJ: “ZZZZzzz… *snort* OK next question. What are three things on your desk right now?”

Me: “My computer, my office phone and my hand phone. Sigh… reminds me a bit of the reality that is about to hit me real soon”

DJ: “I want to get this over with. Quick, name three things that you are doing”

Me: “I want to get it over with too. I’m involved in three major projects at work, I’m involved with a personal freelance project at home, and I’ve got another huge personal project coming along.”

DJ: “Three major projects? You’re so important meh? Don’t you have anything else you want to do before you die besides doing projects?”

Me: “Before I die, I want to see my loving wife beside me along with all our grandchildren. I want to write a book. I want to finish Final Fantasy 28.”

DJ: “What can you do now?”

Me: “I command computers to obey my whim and fancy. I can play the bass guitar. I can kill Star Destroyers with an X-Wing.”

DJ: “So smart meh? Got anything you can’t do?”

Me: “I can’t run 21km. I can’t sing. I can’t stop worrying.”

DJ: “What do you think people should listen to? And what shouldn’t they listen to?”

Me: “Listen to God. Listen to your parents. Find good role models and mentors and listen to them. Don’t listen to advertisements. Ignore offers that are too good to be true. Don’t listen to trashy music”

DJ: “You obviously don’t listen to radio then. Do you watch TV? What shows did you grow up with?”

Me: “I remember the A-Team, Mission Impossible and the Thundercats”

DJ: “Delightfully boring. Thank you for being on our show. Don’t come back again.”

Me: *grab the mike* “I want to say that dogs have feelings too! Open your eyes to the things that are happening in our country! I want to tag Giddy Tiger, KeeYit and CBenc12! Don’t listen to…”

*censored by radio station*

8 thoughts on “Triple Scoop Chocolate Sundae”

  1. i had always assumed that u can sing very well

    Adino: No la… I don’t have a good singing voice. But that’s okay, because I can sing through my bass guitar.

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