Last weekend, my wife and I were watching the program ‘Living Edens’ on Astro. This show is all about how young animals grow up in the wild. On that particular day, the show was featuring grizzly bears in Yellowstone National Park.
Me: Baby, daddy loves you…
Me: Mama loves you…
Me: ROOAR! Gruff gruff… ROOOAR
Me: Baby, daddy take you hunting next time okay?
We will learn how to jump across the river, catch fish, chase the elk.
Wife: Darling! Don’t confuse baby!
Me: Baby, next time you must grow up to be a big and strong grizzly bear okay? ROOAR ROOAR!
Baby: ??… rOaR…
Wife: Baby you’re a cat lover, cats are good, you hate dogs…
Me: Okay okay… give up. *quiet*
Want to ask all you daddies out there if you messed with your baby’s head in the womb. How did things turn out?
Photo: Thomas Picard