I don’t know what Google is trying to tell me, but every time I visit websites I seem to be getting these ads, telling me how I can get a flat belly.
First of all, I have to ask: How in the world did Google know that I need to lose fat from my belly?
Did they spy on my web cam?
Did they notice that my fingers were overweight as I clicked on the mouse or tapped on the keyboard?
Was it because I visited the Biggest Loser Asia website?
Did I search for fat loss diets one time too many?
The ads are everywhere, even on Facebook. I don’t know if everyone is seeing them or its just me.
I can tell you right here and now, how to get a flat belly instantly.
That’s right. No need to wait one week. Get a flat belly right now!
All you have to do is to buy my new fitness video called “The Durian, Banana and Petai Diet with Adino” for $19.95 (free international shipping).
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If you order now, I will throw in a free copy of “Teach Your Baby Piano” e-book!
An amazing order not to be missed!
Learn how to get an immediate flat belly by taking a deep breath, and… sucking in your belly! Voila, instant flat belly!
Wait, did I just give away the secret, and now you don’t have to buy my fitness video?
Doh!
Err… ok ok I give you a 90% discount if you ORDER NOW!
December 9, 2009 at 16:42
now that yr secret is out, i no need to order liao hehehehehehe. save 10%
Adino: Aiya… hehehe
December 10, 2009 at 10:29
yeah… sometimes, out of curiousity, I would click on the ad, and end up, u need to pay certain $$ to get the secret, unlike u, reveal the secret at the end, haha…. One set for me, please, and bank acc no? haha….
I guess there’re too many fatties around nowadays.
Adino: I guess nothing in life is free!
December 10, 2009 at 17:34
actually it is very simple. : ) just close your mouth and dont stop moving. 24 hrs a day. now may i give u my ac number?
Adino: But your method is not instant… it takes a long time! Though I think it is more permanent hehe